Libertarians: taxation is theft!
Anarchists: property is theft!
Tautologists: theft is theft!
Thieves Guild: theft is taxation!
Bill Clinton: it depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.
Yoda: taxation, theft it is!
Doge: so taxation, very theft, wow
Journalists: is taxation theft? let’s interview some Millennials and ask them.
Buzzfeed: 17 ways taxation is like theft (the 11th is coercion!)
Wikipedia: A tax (from the Latin taxo) is a financial charge or other levy imposed upon a taxpayer (an individual or legal entity) by a state or the functional equivalent of a state to fund various public expenditures. A failure to pay, or evasion of or resistance to taxation, is usually punishable by law.
Uber: taxis are theft.
Rentseekes: theft is property!
Libertines: propriety is theft!
Antonio López de Santa Anna: Texas is theft!
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