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ozymandias271:

speakertoyesterday:

jadagul:

alexyar:

@nonternary reblogged your post and added: “jadagul: alexyar: @jadagul replied to your post:I can’t believe…”

#sure there’s the T#but has any of you ever needed to go anywhere the T goes

yes?!!! the T is perfect and I will hear nothing against it

wait nonternary, do you live in Pittsburgh?

I mean, I guess if you have a house in the suburbs then maybe, but T’s destination are in the exact opposite direction of where the actual city is

See, this is it exactly!

“Cities with good public transit” are cities where the trains connect the places the people who are talking want to go. That is, a train line that connects the suburbs where (those) people live to the city where they work.

Like, the Bay Area has a reputation for really good public transit. And this is totally undeserved. It’s spread out and comprises multiple totally distinct systems that don’t even connect up.

Unless you only want to see the airport, the SF city center, and possibly Berkeley. If those are your destinations it’s great. So it has a good reputation.

See also how cities are often judged by how easy it is to take the train from the airport into the business or academic areas. Despite the fact that even if you’re trying to hook up to the airport, on a per-trip basis it’s way more useful to connect the airport to the places where the workers live than to the places where the business travelers live. Or stay.

What? The Bay does not have a good transit reputation. Planners look at and maximize trip share, and here the Bay falls short because of Silicon Valley commuting being a mess. Downtown SF is a jobs center, but it isn’t the only one in the Bay Area.

I am SO ENTHUSIASTIC about Bay Area transit because I CAN LEAVE MY HOUSE

IF I WISH TO GO SEE A FRIEND, I CAN TAKE PUBLIC TRANSIT AND WIND UP NEAR WHERE MY FRIEND IS

as someone who spent the first twenty-three years of my life in Florida and Assend of Hell, Michigan, this is A M A Z I N G

I’m from Europe and the transit in the Bay Area is ~almost adequate~!

It’s like “you tried to code your program and it doesn’t catch fire and panic the kernel on every run, now make it actually do the thing it was supposed to do”. It’s like babby’s first mass transit in Cities Skylines. It’s like “I can’t think of any European city that would be relevant enough that anyone would know where it is and have worse mass transit but that doesn’t mean it’s the worst in the world, it’s just worse than any of the actually not-shitty ones”.

It’s like “I have no fucking clue why your local trains use diesel engines that sound like helicopters and can’t accelerate worth shit, but at least you have trains and that’s good by American standards”. It’s like “your metropolitan area of 8 million has almost as many light rail lines as a town of a quarter million in Europe, that’s not utterly horrible”. It’s like “your trams from the 1890s’ Europe are not horribly disgraced by giving dramatically worse service than they gave in the 1890s”.

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5 days ago · tagged #sometimes i need a euro pride tag · 57 notes · source: alexyar · .permalink


SOO… this is what Finland does to fascists

From the Official Soldiers of Odin™ instagram

And the text means approximately “fuck off nazis”

The trademarked Soldiers of Odin™ clothing line will include at least t-shirts and underwear; canvas bags and other assorted Official products can also be expected for those times one is feeling SOO fabulous!

1 month ago · tagged #sometimes i need a euro pride tag #finland is swastika country · 756 notes · .permalink


Anonymous asked: Ozy on immigration: "I think we should take a gradualist approach and try loosening our borders before completely opening them." Ozy on transgender rights "I WANT MY PUBLICLY FUNDED HORMONES AND GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS AND SOCIALLY SANCTIONED GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS AND I WANT THEM NOW."

ozymandias271:

I mean, you can also find me saying “OPEN BORDERS NOW”, like, there is a difference between the policy I advocate on Tumblr and the policy I would support were I to become dictator

were I to become dictator, I would support selecting one state to be the test case for gender-neutral bathrooms and publicly funded hormones. I am not actually sure how you could do anything other than a gradual rollout of socially sanctioned gender-neutral pronouns

If we only had a country with publicly funded hormones (after obscene and inhumane gatekeeping tho, and where informed consent is actually ILLEGAL), and a language which is in fact incapable of ever having gendered pronouns, so we could see whether it has collapsed into a post-apocalyptic hellscape or not. If only there was such a place.

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sinesalvatorem:

Me: Is there anything you believe the US government does well?

@theunitofcaring: *looks at the roof and contemplates for about half a minute*

Me: …The longer the pause, the more libertarian the person.

How does it count if one can immediately think of a list but it’s really really short? Like, if someone asked me about Finland I’d be like:

  1. Giving each new baby a cardboard box full of stuff. Stuff is taken out of the box and given to the baby, the box is filled with sleeping baby.
  2. Holding cops responsible for their firearm use. They may be absolute barbarians with their batons and “projectile launchers” (have I mentioned finnish cops use weapons that are too dangerous for US cops?) but they don’t shoot people with gun-guns.
  3. Being really really soft on crime.
  4. Giving all children free school lunches.
  5. (crickets chirping)

2 months ago · tagged #sometimes i need a euro pride tag #bitching about the country of birth · 180 notes · source: sinesalvatorem · .permalink


thetransintransgenic:

socialjusticemunchkin:

sinesalvatorem:

utilitymonstermash:

kewlbot:

Founder of Glass Bottom Games comments on LEGO Universe’s failure

If kids occasionally seeing a penis or two is enough to get your multiuser environment sued out of existence, then I don’t understand how the city of San Francisco is still a thing.

@endecision But we legit saw a dong lying in the streets of San Fran, tho.

In Finland we have this thing called the sauna, ensuring that by the age of 18 a sufficient majority of the population is conditioned to not be shocked over the possibility of kids seeing penises, by themselves having seen enough penises to consider it a perfectly normal feature of human morphological diversity. Melanin, on the other hand, is what they get quite perturbed by.

#sometimes i need a euro pride tag

… I feel like, given the last sentence of your comment, that wouldn’t turn out quite the way you wanted it…

My brain thinks Europe is basically good with some tragic flaws, and individual countries are basically evil with some redeeming features (except Iceland, which is cool). Europe means high-speed rail, dense cities, bicycles and trams, wine in grocery stores, social liberalism, a reasonable attitude towards sex and nudity, legal drugs, open borders etc.; while Finland is a bureaucratic corporatist shithole, Germany wants to build a fourth reich for its banks, and Sweden pretends to be left-liberal while hating drug users, sex workers, and other marginalized people.

Thus, when something good happens on the western peninsula of the Eurasian continent, it’s a european thing, while bad things are national. In the US it’s the opposite: San Francisco is basically good, but America is basically evil. Ingroup-outgroup mechanics are weird.

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3 months ago · tagged #user's guide to interacting with a promethea #sometimes i need a euro pride tag #bitching about the country of birth · 5,267 notes · .permalink


sinesalvatorem:

utilitymonstermash:

kewlbot:

Founder of Glass Bottom Games comments on LEGO Universe’s failure

If kids occasionally seeing a penis or two is enough to get your multiuser environment sued out of existence, then I don’t understand how the city of San Francisco is still a thing.

@endecision But we legit saw a dong lying in the streets of San Fran, tho.

In Finland we have this thing called the sauna, ensuring that by the age of 18 a sufficient majority of the population is conditioned to not be shocked over the possibility of kids seeing penises, by themselves having seen enough penises to consider it a perfectly normal feature of human morphological diversity. Melanin, on the other hand, is what they get quite perturbed by.

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