promethea.incorporated

brave and steely-eyed and morally pure and a bit terrifying… /testimonials /evil /leet .ask? .ask_long?


sdhs-rationalist:

sinesalvatorem:

ozylikes:

asariphobia:

cyborg-cat-girl:

bxxddxl:

how to spot a trans lesbian: she’s poly and she’s dating all her friends

i feel so attacked right now

Same, really. 

@sinesalvatorem

And you were almost right…

…Except I’m a godless extrovert with too many friends, and even I can’t date a hundred people.

wait does this mean once I become poly I have to transition

damn you trans-philic SJ and your brilliant marketing tactics

it true tho @sinesalvatorem once said that one should not be surprised that wanting to kiss girls correlates with other good decisions, and I say that transitioning would also be expected to correlate with other good decisions (at least it correlates with being a diaspora-type rationalist and with wanting to kiss girls, see the pattern?) and thus nobody should be surprised if trans lesbians, with our exceedingly high prior for making Objectively Good Decisions, would make the decision of dating all the friends or as close as possible or convenient everything fits as beautifully together as a theory ever could, and empirical observation that trans lesbians and trans-lesbian-adjacents tend to be awesome people further supports it!

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six word memoir

sdhs-rationalist:

shacklesburst:

drethelin:

afgurri:

stephenharred:

buffleheadcabin:

pleasedontsqueezetheshhh:

wentdog:

sweetsteffy:

ryanjjohn:

iamnotyoursenorita:

efbombmom:

some1s-sista:

monkeyfrog:

vasolinebajebus:

elric-of-melnibone:

pocketcuntents:

morethananaveragebitch:

knotmyself-deactivated:

itsonlymakebelieve:

Every moment is a second chance.

She woke up, and tried again.

No one really ever wants me

Her amp oft cranked to eleven.

Saddened that the Force isn’t real.

Things get better. Things get worse.

Just rub more dirt on it.

He will never really be hers

Kids, Coffee, Cooking and Puppy Love

Her choice was always to love

Are you going to eat that?

When and where are we eating?

Tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos.

How many words? Six? Oh, shit.

It’s a long strange trip.

That was better than I expected.

Taking joy in the very boring.

In a hole in the ground…

You fight, only it’s not fighting.

He is light cloaked by shadows.

promethea@brain ~ % sudo world domination

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Okay so prop 8 was kind of dick move but nothing to fire a guy over, but could we discuss the Actually Problematic things Eich has done, like javascript? It has too many semicolons and curlybrackets so I now I’m procrastinating learning javascript by learning lisp and julia instead and while this is definitely intriguing (lisp has this certain fascinating purity, and julia just seems incredibly awesome) it isn’t exactly what I’m supposed to be doing right now

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informal poll

amakthel:

warpedchyld:

shmeards:

“fuck boys get money” means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

God bless punctuation and the English language

a

yes, a

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police state/planned/knowledge/eudaimonia

oligopsony:

share if u agree

No no no no no

Data Angels/democracy/free market/knowledge/eudaimonic

Also, the game is just silly in not allowing me to combine cybernetic and eudaimonic for a proper post-scarcity society

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Presidential Proclamation -- Loyalty Day, 2016 | whitehouse.gov

(whitehouse.gov)

oligopsony:

space-wizards:

slatestarscratchpad:

tartapplesauce:

slatestarscratchpad:

ilzolende:

socialjusticemunchkin:

oligopsony:

Happy Loyalty Day!

…what. the. fuck

what defines us as one American people is our dedication to common ideals – rather than similarities of origin or creed

can someone explain to me the difference between “dedication to common ideals” and “similarities of creed”

(context: history of loyalty day here, other holidays that are today here and here and here)

I wonder what odds you could get betting with someone in the 1950s that one day the slaves fleeing on the Underground Railroad and the lunch-counter sit-ins in Greensboro would be cited as examples by a President proclaiming “Loyalty Day”.

This, plus your indoctrinating your schoolchildren to salute and pledge allegiance to the flag every morning, is what makes other nations go “the hell?”

Why do I get the feeling having a “Loyalty Day” on 1st May was something to declare “We aren’t Communists!” Oh, and I see by the Wikipedia article that yes, indeed, so it was.  Something that should have been along the lines of National Corn on the Cob Day and allowed to sink into decent obscurity after the 50s/60s still warrants a presidential address (because who wants to be the first president not to recognise National Loyalty Day, that’s like blowing your nose on the Constitution).

Every time I read anything written by an American declaring how conformist Japanese culture is, I go “Pot. meet kettle”

Maybe to avoid seeming overly concerned about Loyalty we should have a holiday for all six Moral Foundations?

May 1 can stay Loyalty Day. July 4 is basically already Liberty Day.  Presidents’ Day can become Authority Day. And Martin Luther King Day would make a good Fairness Day.

Not sure when Care Day and Sanctity Day should be.

Thanksgiving and Christmas, perhaps?

may 1 for loyalty (to fellow workers), sanctity (of the blood of the workers spilt in the struggle), authority (for

If we start playing this game, I say NO to dark moral foundations.

Sanctity is the enemy of Care. Loyalty is the enemy of Fairness. Authority is the enemy of Liberty.

These evil counterparts don’t deserve holidays.

This is why we privatize the holidays and let people celebrate whatever they want whenever they want.

I for one will be celebrating the Dawn of Saint Madoka, the celebration of transhumanist loophole exploitation, on the first of May.

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metagorgon:
“ moviecode:
“ Silicon Valley S03E01.
It’s not obvious what the code is doing, thanks to the one letter variable names and extremely unhelpful comments. It’s probably supposed to be near impossible to understand, since this is the secret...

metagorgon:

moviecode:

Silicon Valley S03E01.

It’s not obvious what the code is doing, thanks to the one letter variable names and extremely unhelpful comments. It’s probably supposed to be near impossible to understand, since this is the secret compression algorithm itself (see the ConvolutedMagic call on line 76, too).

The full transcription of the (shown) code can be found at http://textuploader.com/5y7l2.

isn’t silicon valley set two decades back or something? what’s sublime text doing in 1995?

No, it’s approximately the present day.

Anyway, the real question is: why aren’t they using vim and tmux instead of sublime text?

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Similarities

sinesalvatorem:

Me: Did you know that rationalist Tumblr has at least TWO black girls now?

@inquisitivefeminist​: WHAT

@inquisitivefeminist​: where’s the other one

@inquisitivefeminist​: who is she

Me: The where is actually kind of interesting: 100% of black women on rationalist Tumblr come from the same small part of the Caribbean.

@inquisitivefeminist​: Oh!  Huh!

@inquisitivefeminist​: Do you two know each other?

Me: Outside of Tumblr? No.

@inquisitivefeminist​: But…but you’re so similar!

Me: Contrary to popular belief, not all 40 million Caribbean people know each other personally.

@inquisitivefeminist​: But you’re both…um…*looks around whitely*

Me: I’ll need to Tumblr this darkly.

…wait, does this mean that as far as black people are concerned, the community has now a pretty balanced gender ratio?

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thetransintransgenic:

bidoof:

whichever programming language sounds the most like the way a cave man talks is objectively the best one

FRICKING imperative programmers

Now I’m tempted to define caveman grunts as parentheses so I could argue it’s Lisp.

“ug” = “(” && “og” = “)”

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Uncharitable idea of the day: redpiller programmer bronies in fedoras complaining that women never invented anything important.

2 months ago · tagged #i prefer to call it a princess hat #shitposting #uncharitable cw · 6 notes · .permalink


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