promethea.incorporated

brave and steely-eyed and morally pure and a bit terrifying… /testimonials /evil /leet .ask? .ask_long?


sdhs-rationalist:

sinesalvatorem:

ozylikes:

asariphobia:

cyborg-cat-girl:

bxxddxl:

how to spot a trans lesbian: she’s poly and she’s dating all her friends

i feel so attacked right now

Same, really. 

@sinesalvatorem

And you were almost right…

…Except I’m a godless extrovert with too many friends, and even I can’t date a hundred people.

wait does this mean once I become poly I have to transition

damn you trans-philic SJ and your brilliant marketing tactics

it true tho @sinesalvatorem once said that one should not be surprised that wanting to kiss girls correlates with other good decisions, and I say that transitioning would also be expected to correlate with other good decisions (at least it correlates with being a diaspora-type rationalist and with wanting to kiss girls, see the pattern?) and thus nobody should be surprised if trans lesbians, with our exceedingly high prior for making Objectively Good Decisions, would make the decision of dating all the friends or as close as possible or convenient everything fits as beautifully together as a theory ever could, and empirical observation that trans lesbians and trans-lesbian-adjacents tend to be awesome people further supports it!

1 month ago · tagged #shitposting #it me #okay not exactly but the basic idea still holds #because why not date all your friends if you want to #in which promethea is a soulless robot #who simply doesn't have time to date all the possibly-dateworthy people #because the world won't take over itself #just one word: plastics · 567 notes · source: opiumhug · .permalink