I got “I almost catch the demon a couple of times”
“Wasn’t any prettier at point-blank”
“the algebra of need”
Finally, in the small mountain town of Chauoen they came into their hotel to find two Danes sitting in the lobby with a softball sized chunk of hash sitting in front of them.
“In ACT, the essential feature of the relationship is unconditional acceptance of the client’s experience.”
#gradschoolproblems
“Take a good long stare.” Oof judgy book.
“I’d rather not tell you about the achaierai, if you don’t mind.”
“The program does not include a submit button because when the user clicks on the image the x and y coordinates of where the user clicked on the image are transmitted to the script.”
“Pylcrafte is laughing.”
It’s a skeleton.
Just a picture of a skeleton.I’m so sorry
‘ “Stop!” Spock ordered.’
“No joke,” Dahl said.
Dr Stockman: (laughs and rubs his hands) [Dared not to do otherwise!] She too! Oh that’s splendid!
“Though defensible as a war measure, this was an arbitrary grant of executive power contrary to American tradition and to the spirit of the Constitution”
‘”Then we must take the road, Mr. Frodo,” said Sam. “We must take it and chance our luck, if there is any luck in Mordor.”’
The entire fucking page was empty…
He went up to it and the smile he gave me was more beautiful than any enchanted meadow or pool of stars
AAAH LOVE THIS
“I thought she looked like a child in a grown woman’s clothing.” THANKS, GARDEN OF SHADOWS
“I’m not sure that this awakening will last long enough to quench my thirst. More. I want more”
Okay, I keep my romance novels close. What.
“Very good, then, very good. Is there anything else?”
LIES
LIES AND MORE LIES“Young men and women alike, uncaring of who they saw.”
“Thirty years ago, the vast majority of the world lived in countries with fertility rates at or above replacement level (that is, enough to compensate for the mortality rate).”
“For example, most of the devastation of giant redwoods in the Pacific Northwest takes place on land owned by the government, and is only profitable because the lumber companies do not have to buy the land in a competitive market.”
Alternatively, a couple of browser tabs closer but requiring modulo arithmetic because there aren’t enough pages:
“This makes it difficult to sell national defense on the free market.“
Or the closest physical book:
“I did meet Monsieur Bidet, although regrettably I didn’t shake him by the hand.”
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