Have discovered key advantage of judaism from @ilzolende - they hold their organised religion at a much more civilised time of dfay.
What time is that?
Allegedly 19:30 Fridays, although other sources have disputed this, or at least claimed it’s much more complicated.
19:30 Fridays at the local Temple Beth Reform Judaism.
It was “”“17:30 Fridays”“” (read: 17:50 Fridays) at the local Hillel when that was in session.
And apparently there are some magical synagogues that actually hold Saturday morning services at 10:00 or 10:30 every week.
Is that just the jewish IQ thing in effect or is judaism actually the Objectively Correct Religion because it has figured out the Objectively Correct Time to do religion at? I’m prepared to believe either…
Friends It Has Been Three Days Since Judaism Just Had A Religion Holiday That Was “Cheesecake-Fueled All-Nighter On A Saturday Night”*.
I Do Not Think This Is The Best Time To Be Talking About How Judaism Does Time Management Correctly.
(* Cheesecake depends on local custom. iirc almost all customs are something dairy-based.)
What do you mean “Cheesecake-Fueled All-Nighter On A Saturday Night” isn’t Correct Time Management? Because that totally sounds like Correct Time Management to me. (I mean, assuming the cheesecake is allowed to be vegan…)
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ilzolende said: it’s *one* holiday.
also we have blintzes (uh, cheese-filled things, sort of like sm0l crepes with a cheese filling but not really, idk how to explain)
shkreli-for-president reblogged this from decameter and added:see, i can’t convert to judaism. i don’t like cheesecake.
decameter reblogged this from thetransintransgenic and added:Wait wait wait. Why did nobody tell me about the cheesecake? This changes everything.
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My shul does things at 9:30 on Saturday, and I need to go to Friday night services much more. The Friday night time...
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19:30 Fridays at the local Temple Beth Reform Judaism. It was “”“17:30 Fridays”“” (read: 17:50 Fridays) at the local...
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