i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e
strictly platonic therapy rimming
“sorry about the mathematical sexytimes” (definitely the time my girlfriend tried to give me some math lessons and it ended in sexy times and no learning) and “shameless punkrock femslash” (do i have to say more?)
“sorry about the mathemathical sexytimes” ok that’s it i don’t even need to click anymore
unsafe robot barebacking
gratuitous capitalist cuddling
@sinesalvatorem it you
your daily dose of punk-rock threesome
my actual first sexual experience
dangerous scientific love story
strictly platonic scientific fluff
seductive scientific sexytimes
your daily dose of zero-gravity fingering
passionate scientific threesome
emotional mathematical angst
naked recovery cuddling
subtle dictator femslash
emotional tentacle femslash
lovecraftian dictator threesome
#life goals
hashtag capitalist shenanigans
stop kinkshaming me (alternatively: whoops you guessed my Evil Plan)
your daily dose of dream OC’s
okay seriously, is it weird to feel sorry for my sm0l borderer (yes, my brain was considering Albion’s Seed stuff in the dream) girlfriend I was bringing to the big world to save from her background of no opportunities and future prospects, only to promptly forget about her in a party when an acquiantance turned out to be a half-Veela and confirmed the hypothesis that those powers work on enbians as well, and I think a friend of Chelsea Manning was also present and then when I woke up I was totally like “oh no I forgot the sm0lfriend”
exhibitionist internet
what I’m doing now I guess
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