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“ New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App In a move designed to streamline the product’s interface and facilitate one of the more common interactions between customers and the ride-sharing service, Uber...

theonion:

New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App

In a move designed to streamline the product’s interface and facilitate one of the more common interactions between customers and the ride-sharing service, Uber announced Wednesday that its newest update would allow users to file a lawsuit against the company from directly within the app. “We’ve listened to the community, and we’re excited to introduce a feature that will make bringing litigation against us—whether for sexual harassment, racial profiling, or aggravated assault—as quick and easy as hailing a ride,” said Uber co-founder and CEO Travis Kalanick, demonstrating the app’s new “Sue Us” button, conveniently located in the main menu.

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