promethea.incorporated

I think our new programmer might rage quit

arrghigiveup:

levynite:

emsthebassist:

su3su2u1:

Chain of notes attached to a ticket:

New programmer on the completion notes: “Reduced 600 lines of mostly redundant case statements to 15 tightly constructed lines.” 

Her manager, in the management notes on the same ticket: “15 lines of code in 3 hours is not enough.” 

I want to rage quit and I don’t even have this job

I read that and I’m just gasping out loud in fury and disbelief repeatedly.

dude I know nuts about programming and I still want to rage quit

I want to disrupt that manager so completely and thoroughly and hire that programmer.

(via metagorgon)

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   That’s… not how any of this works…

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    Same

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    No but it could be >_

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    Oh my god… I just want to give them a bunch of fresh donuts!

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