On the subject of it getting weird: I’ve had the “corporations are Cthulhu” and “I want to have sex with Cthulhu” thoughts before, but this is the first time they’ve converged.
subway? more like sub-way amritiere
The bitter truth is that Subway is actually a dom, but no one ever believes them.
And now we all feel bad for laughing at that joke.
Well, Nike is based in Portland, so at least it’s probably into some freaky shit.
Have we really gone this whole thread without a “footlong” joke?
This proves that corporations are people. The feeling I get when I imagine owning pretty corporations and doing terrible, perverted things to them (or punishing wicked naughty corporations which tends to be most of them) is identical to the feeling I get when I imagine doing terrible, perverted things to pretty people. Then again this may be proving too much because I also get the exact same feeling when I imagine doing terrible, perverted things to code (such as redefining Ruby to basically implement Lisp because fuck you that’s why); I may just be into doing terrible, perverted things to anything pretty.
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subway? more like sub-way amritiere
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