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ilzolende:

Me: IDK what color I should get this fabric-y thing in. I’ll get it in black, the default color for things made out of fabric and/or worn by humans!

Me: Oh, look. I have ended up wearing a black jacket, black socks, black shoes, a black purse, and a black backpack. Who could have predicted this?

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That is maximum convenience. The upside is that when buying clothes or selecting clothes for wearing I don’t need to consider color, the downside is that I can’t distinguish them in my closet even with the lights on.

That can be solved by buying fungible clothing; I have three identical black tank tops, and I think 3-5 (yes I don’t even know the exact number without going to check it that’s how ~convenient~ my clothing is!) essentially identical black t-shirts (which I bought with the method of selecting my favorite t-shirt, googling the brand, going to the shop which sells $brand and telling them I want to buy every single correctly sized t-shirt of that kind they had).

Then, if you want colors, put them in your hair.

This is a substantial part of manufacturing an efficient promethea, allowing more time for shitposting on tumblr

2 months ago · tagged #user's guide to interacting with a promethea · 27 notes · source: ilzolende · .permalink

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    That is maximum convenience. The upside is that when buying clothes or selecting clothes for wearing I don’t need to...
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    One word: Goth.
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    Two words: Navy blue
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  6. e8u said: Maximum Overgoth
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