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wirehead-wannabe:

ozymandias271:

I have come up with a WAY OF MEASURING CUCKS

The gram of our cuck-measuring system is the cuck proper: a small-penised unmanly white man’s white wife has casual sex with a manly large-penised man of a race white nationalists are insecure about, she gets pregnant and he raises the child, and he gets off on it because it is humiliating. This will be rated “1″. 

Things that participate to a degree in the Form of Cuck may now be ranked. For instance, using a sperm donor is about 0.2 cucks; supporting open borders is about 0.6 cucks (points have been subtracted for it being metaphorical). One may easily deduce which man is cucking which man, by carefully assessing which one’s cuck score is higher. Thus, we have settled such thorny issues as “if I’m poly but my husband’s dick is bigger than my boyfriend’s, who am I cucking?” (The husband, unless the boyfriend has spent at least $100 per extra inch on you.)

In rare cases, one may have over one cuck: for instance, if one has sex with the local cult leader one’s husband dislikes and then hangs around in a shirt saying “Harem Member of the Rightful Caliph” in order to annoy him, that would be at least two cucks. However, these extreme circumstances should be left to the experienced cuckologist, because of the danger they may pose to the unwary.

This is good, but I feel like habitual cucking should get more points than a single instance of casual sex.

Okay but a few important questions about cuckness levels that I can’t find the answer for anywhere:

If a trans woman has sex with a neoreactionary’s wife, is it less cuck (because women don’t count) or more cuck (because neoreactionaries see trans women as failed men and thus especially humiliating to be surpassed by)? How does the state and proportion of her genitals factor into this?

All in all, what is the relationship of penis size and cuckness? Does it invert in “non-legitimate” situations; is it extra cuck for a manly big-dicked guy to still fail to keep his wife monogamous, and supercuck if the guy cucking the husband has a micropenis?

If there is an inversion where the big-dicked husband is cucking the poly boyfriend, but the micropenised paramour is cucking the husband, can we construct a situation of exactly zero cucks for any given combination by manipulating the degree of legitimacy of the relationships?

How about gender and cuck? Is this strictly binhet only or is the model able to deal with bis and enbies? Is there an inflection point where enbies stop being counted as members of the gender everyone misgenders them as or is it roughly linear all the way? Or are there “uncanny valleys” of enbie cuck that are especially un/cuck; what kind of a fuction should we use to fit the graph? How is cuck counted for lesbians or gay men?

Is ability to theoretically/actually get pregnant/sire a spawn how significant? If a trans woman and a trans man have a genetic child together, how does the cuckulus work?

How do political views factor into cuck? In the standard measurement reference, what are the assumed opinions of the participants? Is supporting open borders still cuck if one is of a race white nationalists are insecure about? Can we get a thorough ordering of nationalities in order of cuckness; I know Sweden is first but which one comes next (for the sake of simplicity let’s just assume a median or mean representative of the populations)? How about ethnicities and religions? Is a white muslim convert more or less cucky than a syriac christian?

So many important questions.

2 months ago · tagged #cucked in the cuck by my own cuck #nsfw text #cissexism cw #racism cw · 51 notes · source: ozymandias271 · .permalink

  1. metagorgon reblogged this from socialjusticemunchkin and added:
    @ozymandias271 please to be answering these very important questions (trans girls cucking neoreactionaries is my new...
  2. socialjusticemunchkin reblogged this from wirehead-wannabe and added:
    Okay but a few important questions about cuckness levels that I can’t find the answer for anywhere:If a trans woman has...
  3. consulo-cuniculos reblogged this from ozymandias271 and added:
    Oh for fuck’s sake—the fundamental unit of cuck is the Burch (B), with the measurement a complicated aggregation of a...
  4. cyborgbutterflies reblogged this from ozymandias271
  5. spankymerve reblogged this from wirehead-wannabe and added:
    I feel like we should distinguish between the rate of cucking and the cuck stock. The rate of cucking c(t) refers to the...
  6. wirehead-wannabe reblogged this from ozymandias271 and added:
    This is good, but I feel like habitual cucking should get more points than a single instance of casual sex.
  7. loki-zen said: This is good, but I feel like you missed a necessary part of The Cuck, which is that there is an expectation of monogamy which is being violated? So like, if you have decided to be poly it is less Cucks. Covenant marriage is probably the most Cucks.
  8. conductivemithril reblogged this from ozymandias271 and added:
    Please tell me the last one actually happened.
  9. akingofstars said: What the actual fuck did I just read
  10. shieldfoss reblogged this from ozymandias271 and added:
    In the sacred tongue of the home country, cucks are traditionally measured in centimeters :P
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