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Anonymous asked: In a rationalist tumblr AU where everyone is an owl what would you blog about?

argumate:

razors-on-her-tongue:

davidsevera:

rangi42:

Some people would have scrupulosity issues about being obligate carnivores.

@argumate would get a reputation for posting frequent selfies.

There’d be more complaints about Zootopia being mammals-only.

Eliezer Yudkowlsky, Scott Owletxander

levowlathan-supersystem:
     stormingtheowlery:

davidsevera:

Everything would be exactly the same except for like 3 posts where I made “hooting” puns.

So-called “Rationowlists” claim to be tolerant of all ideas, but in practice they are actively hostile to feminism and socowl justice and their much-vaunted “Principowl of Charity” is just an excuse not to engage with the racism and fascism of their friends the Neowlreactionaries. They insist that their critics must be lying or deluded if they haven’t slogged through the hundreds of thousands of words of the Seqowlces and then turn around and refuse even the slightest engagement with critical theory and postmodernism unless everything is spelled out for them. These fucking cultowls hide behind “free speech” when called out on their misogyny, yet their leader actively suppresses discussion of Rokowl’s Basowlisk.

lmao lesswrongowls are such hypocrites. neowlfascist blogger owlsley nowldwracu severnowlazemlya blocked me so i can’t reblog them, but here’s a screenshot of him criticizing them:

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they’d be so pissed at this coming from a leftist like they pretend to be, but from their owlt-right buddies it’s totally cool. they constantly deride leftists but ignore the awful things done by the actual nowlzis they hang out with. they’re not actually opposed to bullying, they just hate the owlft. oh, and look at the notes if you ever wanted proof that they’re lying about not hanging out with fascists.

#fascism// #nazis//

amazingly this actually makes more sense than the original discourse

Stick to the schedowl pls

2 months ago · tagged #shitposting · 52 notes · source: davidsevera · .permalink

  1. akaltynarchitectonica reblogged this from argumate
  2. lethriloth reblogged this from socialjusticemunchkin
  3. rangi42 reblogged this from davidsevera and added:
    oh god dammit, even in the owl AU there is no escaping The Discowlse
  4. inexacterminology reblogged this from metagorgon
  5. cardigan-punk reblogged this from davidsevera and added:
    Owletxander Hamilton We are waiting in the wings for you
  6. metagorgon reblogged this from nothingismoral and added:
    “It is human nature to desire an infinite number of owls. I’m not an owl though, I’m a fleshy featherless milk-leaker...
  7. nothingismoral reblogged this from metagorgon and added:
    #argumate is secretly an owlbrilliant! If everyone knows argumate is an owl, no one will suspect it’s a secret.
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  10. laropasucia reblogged this from argumate and added:
    I bowlieve TVTrowlpes refers to this as “StrowlmanHasAPoint”
  11. socialjusticemunchkin reblogged this from argumate and added:
    Stick to the schedowl pls
  12. razors-on-her-tongue said: @argumate: ehh, this basically *is* the original discourse. like, these are all things i’ve seen them saying, just arranged to be compact and look like a conversation. and with owls in, of course
  13. davidsevera reblogged this from razors-on-her-tongue
  14. argumate reblogged this from razors-on-her-tongue and added:
    amazingly this actually makes more sense than the original discourse
  15. razors-on-her-tongue reblogged this from davidsevera and added:
    lmao lesswrongowls are such hypocrites. neowlfascist blogger owlsley nowldwracu severnowlazemlya blocked me so i can’t...
  16. argumate said: nO
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