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sinesalvatorem:

Me: Is there anything you believe the US government does well?

@theunitofcaring: *looks at the roof and contemplates for about half a minute*

Me: …The longer the pause, the more libertarian the person.

How does it count if one can immediately think of a list but it’s really really short? Like, if someone asked me about Finland I’d be like:

1. Giving each new baby a cardboard box full of stuff. Stuff is taken out of the box and given to the baby, the box is filled with sleeping baby.
2. Holding cops responsible for their firearm use. They may be absolute barbarians with their batons and “projectile launchers” (have I mentioned finnish cops use weapons that are too dangerous for US cops?) but they don’t shoot people with gun-guns.
3. Being really really soft on crime.
4. Giving all children free school lunches.
5. (crickets chirping)

2 months ago · tagged #sometimes i need a euro pride tag #bitching about the country of birth · 180 notes · source: sinesalvatorem · .permalink

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    TBH I’d rather have excessive than insufficient vaccination programs. If unnecessary polio vaccines even when it’s...

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    That seems totally reasonable to me. Eradication of diseases like polio is a really really big deal and not the sort of...

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    My car doesn’t work, but it doesn’t explode when I drive it. ;)

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    Not become a dictatorship/monarchy/single-party state?

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