friendlyneighborhoodcommiescum:
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside
And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millennials have homes
(via wirehead-wannabe)
3 months ago · tagged #not like i even want one #homeownership is serfdom #don't get tied down to a single plot of land #when there are trumps and other populists around #and you don't know which country they're going to wreck next · 148,526 notes · source: cupofcoffin · .permalink
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