isn’t the potato a “superfood”? like can’t you live on potatoes and like, milk? how can we make potatoes become exotic.
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If this wasn’t so painfully accurate, it would be #laugh
Blue potatoes have gotten me attention before.
Ask Frederick the Great.
I took this picture last summer at Sanssouci in Potsdam. (The potatoes were like that when I got there.)
Cool! Sanssouci is pretty and probably prettier in the spring!
From what I remember: He paid people to come up with fancy potato recipes, and instituted sumptuary laws that said that potatoes were for the exclusive use of the royal family – and made sure to serve fancy potato dishes to nobles at fancy banquets.
He had a royal potato garden planted, with nice breeds of potatoes… and guarded very badly.
Soon, everybody who could afford bribe money was eating potatoes, then the social climbers, and then the peasants like he had originally planned.
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So true.
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