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Damnit, do I really have to distract myself by infiltrating a genetics lab and releasing specicidally engineered mosquitoes to the wild? That is so goddamn perfect supervillainy: I shall wipe an entire species off the face of the Earth with my Gene Driver to save millions of lives! Fuck, just thinking about it is giving me a trollgasm of the “is it evil? is it good? is it just really confusing and beautiful and so much The Aesthetic?” variety. It is some of the most supervillainy things one could imagine while simultaneously being one of the most powerful irreversible altruistic acts in history. And less controversial than dumping several dozen metric buttloads of finasteride into California’s water supply to eliminate the gender binary so it’d be better for PR too!