as someone with borderline, anxiety, and depression, I can confirm that once I stopped getting treatment for any of them I developed levitation, started to glow, and acquired the ability to wield 3 Japanese Katanas at once like the dude from one piece
this is why im not medicated, it limits my ability to transcend to other dimensions
sometimes when I run out of meds I tenuously make contact with the godhead and proceed to immanentize the eschaton
I havent been on meds in close to fifteen years and im close to absorbing the entirety of the collective unconsious
one time I forgot my meds and spent a lovely afternoon having tea with the astral projections of all my past lives
I tell people that I’m unmedicated because of the prohibitive cost of mental healthcare but really it’s so I can continue psychically destroying planets on the other side of the galaxy
don’t believe these people, i am on medication and it has not at all disrupted any of my impressive supernatural abilities
after the third time I set someone’s still-beating heart on fire at the grocery store while accidentally channeling the primal forces of creation and destruction, I just started setting an alarm on my phone to remind me to take my pills every morning. It was that or be banned from the produce section :/
…I think I just realised why @socialjusticemunchkin offered to help me get meds* - they are trying to shut down my super powers before I can use them during the final climactic battle between good and evil.
(*transition hormones)
No, you’ve got this wrong, my empress. My cunning plan is to combine the powers of good and evil into an unstoppable doomsday weapon which will kill even death itself and make the skies turn dark with eldritch utility raining down from usurped heavens. I will destroy the world by replacing it with a far better one and that way nobody will have any moral justification for their foolish opposition to my dark designs, unveiling anyone who stands in our way as simply another hypocrite who would deny *humanity the weapons of its liberation from the tyranny of nature and the oppressive laws of reality.
Humans are so weak and easily destroyed that only the pathetic regular villains aim at them; it’s far more impressive and supervillainly to destroy anything that would or could destroy *humanity instead. The key to true power over the world is to be such that the world will have no choice but to follow one’s designs to achieve its own goals. That is devious and worthy. Instead of simply defeating one’s enemies on the field of battle one defeats them on a far mare fundamental level by making emnity impossible and thus achieves an ultimate victory the fools who rely on force alone couldn’t even dream of.
You’re a good, hormones are good, therefore you + hormones is doubleplusgood. Besides, as every amateur medicine nobelist on the internets knows, hormones are only encouraging the mental illness of transgenderism instead of curing it, therefore increasing your prophet powers severalfold in preparation for the godshattering clash against the cosmos.
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